“Be careful while tweeting. Don’t let everyone know about your affair”
Everyone’s had the temptation to cheat. Whenever you’re out, you’re probably surrounded by total babes. Maybe you’ve been eying a waitress at your favorite restaurant. Or maybe it’s that chick you clicked with online, and now you talk to her daily. Whatever the reason is, you’re tempted to go for someone new. Your girlfriend or wife might be enough for you normally, but you just need a change without breaking up. Enter the lady on the side. There are problems with cheating, of course. You can’t talk about her too much on Twitter or send her too many DMs; your girlfriend might catch on. Twitter is just one site where you can get; there are many others. There are ways around this when you use Twitter, fortunately.
Keep (Fake) Boundaries Clear
When you’ve started something with a chick on the side, you don’t want to carry it too far where your main lady can see. You can talk to your partner in cheating, as long as you keep it clean. Don’t flirt with her. Your main lady probably has you added on Twitter, and she’ll see what you say to the chick. Don’t tell her that her outfit is sexy if she posts a selfie, and don’t tell her you can’t wait to see her again. Don’t even say you’ll call her. Treat her the way you’d treat your sister, almost; that’s the best way to keep things clean. Of course, that’s just where your main lady can see.
Take It to DMs
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“Writing a direct message is better than writing an open tweet”
DMs are meant to be private. No one else should be able to see what you send to anyone through them. Twitter staff probably could, but they’re unlikely to be at all interested in you. (If your main lady works for them or is close to someone who does, keep your cheating off Twitter entirely.) With DMs, you can send your secondary lady whatever you want. You can keep it to just things like setting up dates, or you could turn it into a Twitter version of phone sex. Whatever it is, don’t accidentally send it to the wrong person. Worse, don’t accidentally post it to your account.
Keep It Private
You probably share a computer with your lady, at least sometimes. She’s probably used it to get directions or look up the phone number for the local Chinese delivery place. While she’s there, it’s entirely possible she’ll snoop. That’s not to say that only women do that; you’ve probably looked at your lady’s search history, at the very least. You want to avoid her seeing anything. So you need to log out of your account, every time, to keep those DMs a secret.
Create a Secondary Account
With this new account, don’t include any personal information. Just let your lady on the side know your new username and make the account private. No more need to send DMs or avoid flirting; you’re free to do what you want without your lady’s knowledge.