If you’re looking for a married dating site because you really want to give away all your money, you MIGHT have some luck with AttachedPeople.com. Of course, none of the girls are hot, and you’re probably not going to meet even an ugly one because they’re all inactive.
But if you’re one of those guys who has to have the most expensive of EVERYTHING, then you’re in luck! You found one of the most expensive websites online.
Unlike most things where you get what you pay for, you’re not going to get anything out of this money pit. AttachedPeople.com is a lemon through and through.
Why are we so sure that there’s nothing worth buying on AttachedPeople.com? BESIDES the name? Let’s take a closer look at why you shouldn’t get attached to this mess.
We weren’t expecting much from AttachedPeople.com. That’s fortunate, because we didn’t GET much.
As soon as you go to AttachedPeople.com, you see the exact same scam website that you’ve seen a hundred other places-at least, you’ve seen it a hundred other places if you make it a habit to go to scammy sites to expose them the way we to.
You’ll see the same white background and thumbnails of unattractive women, claiming that all of them are from your area. Just for fun, one member of our group pulled up AttachedPeople.com in his hometown while he was home for a visit. It’s a hometown of about 500 people, all of whom know each other, and the website told him that there were “hundreds of women” in his area, showing him pictures of women who were supposedly in his town, none of whom he’d ever met before. A week later, he signed on
What We Discovered About Using AttachedPeople.com For Cheater Dating
During our review of AttachedPeople.com, each of us four dudes sent out an email to a new girl every day for a period of four months. All total, that makes 240 reviews. We only got back a paltry 21 responses, which is…yeah, pretty much nothing. We never got laid, we never hooked up, and we didn’t even get to refine any part of our cheating strategy.
This dating site for cheaters is a TERRIBLE waste of time. You’d have better luck randomly grabbing the asses of all of your friends’ wives-not that we recommend that (and anyone who says we did is lying and we were drunk anyway).
Is AttachedPeople.com Worth Your Time At All?
All right, is NO ONE going to talk about the name?
The entire time we were doing our comparison to look for AttachedPeople scams, we were dying to ask the guys in the chat rooms-did you REALLY think you were going to get laid on a site with a name like AttachedPeople.com? It’s one of the worst sites we’ve ever heard of, and we’ve heard of a LOT of crappy cheater dating sites.
The image it conjures up is one of a bunch of Siamese twins wandering around-which is wildly inaccurate, because the actual AttachedPeople.com won’t set you up with anyone, attached to your hip or not. This site is so empty and barren we WISH we could have gotten a Siamese twin.
Or not. Come to think of it, maybe it’s for the best if we didn’t. Then again, for the price we paid on this over-expensive website, we could probably have afforded the surgery to separate a pair of Siamese twins.
We Reviewed AttachedPeople.com: Here’s Our Verdict
There is NO REASON to waste your time and money on AttachedPeople.com. You’re not going to get laid, you’re not going to hook up and find a sexy affair, and you’re not going to meet the (new) love of your life.
All this site is good for is sucking up your hard-earned money without giving you anything to show for it, and occasionally for snickering at when you see it in the toolbar. Compare that to some of the BEST sites out there, like EroticAffairs.com and AffairsClub.com, which were our two favorite cheater dating websites. Those are actually going to get you laid with attractive married singles, unlike AttachedPeople.com.