Did you ever go to the pool and dip your toe in the water? Did that count as swimming? If you answered “No,” then you know more about what is and what isn’t commitment than all the women on DiscreetAdventures.com.
The website DiscreetAdventures.com is FULL of women who are just “looking.” These women have no intention of stepping out on their husbands. In fact, they’re totally rude if you offer to actually, we don’t know, have an affair with them?
We were really surprised to find that the women on DiscreetAdventures.com were so picky, since…let’s be honest, the women on here are NOT that hot. They’re certainly not hot enough that they should be turning us down, not when we’re so good at presenting ourselves (for more on making yourself look attractive on a cheater dating site, check out our guides to making your profile pop).
So, how sure are we that you won’t get laid on this site? How sure are we that the next Pope will be an elderly white dude? Let’s take a look at the things that make DiscreetAdventures.com so very, very unadventurous when it comes to providing quality services.
The thing you need to know first about DiscreetAdventures.com is that it’s about 85 percent MALE. This website actually has real members, unlike most of the sites on our naughty list.
Unfortunately, this site is pretty much devoid of women who want to get down! We found that more often than not, the women on this site are not actually looking to step out on their husbands. Usually they’re throwing temper tantrums over something and want to know that they COULD get laid again if they wanted to.
Yeah, that’s probably lead to a lot of blue balls around DiscreetAdventures.com. We’ve tried smooth-talking and charming and being generally pretty adorable, but nothing works on the women here. Our DiscreetAdventures review was an exercise in patience, and we definitely don’t want to repeat it any time in the near future.
What We Discovered About Using DiscreetAdventures.com For Cheater Dating
During our time writing the DiscreetAdventures comparison, we made sure to give it a fair shake. After all, we had nothing against the website. We WANTED a great place to go to get laid!
We sent out emails to 240 different women. There were some pretty attractive women on here-not GREAT, not like the women on a good site like AshleyMadison.com or anything, but some decent lonely housewife type ladies.
Unfortunately, we only got 13 emails back! All of those were apologies, too. We got a lot of emails like, “Thank you for your nice words! However, I think I’m going to try and make it work with my husband. You made this happily married lady blush!”
Woman, we don’t care if we made you blush. We’re here to have affairs, not to stroke your ego while you dance us around like puppets on a string.
Is DiscreetAdventures.com Worth Your Time At All?
If we wanted to stroke the egos of unhappily married women, we’d call up our mothers and tell them they’re pretty. This site is USELESS for finding affairs, because none of the women on here actually want to have them!
There’s also a DISTINCT mathematical disadvantage. Why would you want to waste your time on a website where you’re just one of the 85 percent of the site that’s male? That’s a terrible statistic for any guy looking to get laid on DiscreetAdventures.com.
We Reviewed DiscreetAdventures.com: Here’s Our Verdict
Anyone that can get laid on DiscreetAdventures.com is a miracle worker. We’ve been getting laid on affairs sites for years, and we’ve NEVER had the kind of problems we have on DiscreetAdventures.com.
If you want to have a sexy fun time with other married people, you need to get the very best in married dating websites. There are no cheaters that can get laid on crappy sites like DiscreetAdventures.com. All the SUCCESSFUL cheaters find much better, less crappy sites, like EroticAffairs.com. If that one isn’t your cup of tea (and it should be), try AffairsClub.com instead. Better yet, use them both at the same time!