LonelyHousewives.com is a sad attempt to cash in on a pretty pathetic fantasy. Hey, we’re not saying that there aren’t lonely housewives out there looking to get pleasured by a dashing stranger-hell, if that were the case, we’d be pretty lonely ourselves!
The problem isn’t with trying to cash in on this. The problem is that LonelyHousewives.com does it in a really gross way, making guys think that there are a bunch of ladies waiting to cater to their every whim and making them pay to try and meet them.
Look, there are a LOT of unsatisfied women out there looking for love. Don’t get hoodwinked by a site that makes you think they’re just blow-up dolls. If you want to meet someone just so you can bone them and walk away, there are hookers for that. If you actually want to connect with a woman so you can satisfy each others’ fantasies in a romantic, fulfilling way, we have LOTS of tips for cheaters like that.
Either way, you’re not going to meet either a fantasy or a blow-up stereotype on LonelyHousewives.com. This site is EMPTY.
LonelyHousewives.com appears to cater to the more “mature” crowd. Yeah, we like a cougar as much as the next guy, but there’s a time and a place-and for LonelyHousewives.com, that seems to be EVERY time and place. Every single woman’s profile we found on here was of a woman of…what do women say when they’re old and want to sound like they’re not that old? A woman of a “certain age.”
As long as that age went out with the Stegosaurus, that is.
While the women on this site are all old and kind of broken down, here’s the kicker: they’re not even real! All the women we talked to were empty profiles at best, and outright scams at worst. These lonely housewives are only lonely because they got walked out on by a collection of 1s and 0s.
What We Discovered About Using LonelyHousewives.com For Cheater Dating
During our time on LonelyHousewives.com, we sent out 240 emails to 240 different women. If you’re wondering how to tell whether a site is fake or not, here’s the answer: we only got 18 emails back!
Sadly, not even those 18 emails were real. They were just as fake as the profiles, and each of those “responses” was nothing more than garbage. We got the exact same response each time:
“Hi cutie! Thanks for checking out my profile…u have any questions for this lonely housewife? Lol.”
First of all, we’re not sure they know what “lol” means. Second, that’s a pretty sad attempt to convince us that the site is full of women, by sending the same stock response back every time.
Is LonelyHousewives.com Worth Your Time At All?
Lonely housewives are usually not as sexy as the ones on Desperate Housewives, but at the rate of fake profiles we got, they could have just put those actresses on the profiles. Hell, that’s about as believable as the actual responses we got, and at least then we’d get to look at some sexy ladies!
The sad thing is that this site doesn’t seem to care how much you spend, at least not in terms of giving you anything in exchange. We spent more on AttachedPeople.com than on almost any other site we’ve used for online cheater dating, and the site still had almost no people on it!
We can’t even recommend that you hang out in the chat, video, or audio rooms at all. There’s just no content worth looking at. Hell, we’re pretty sure you stand as good a chance of meeting someone on ChatRoulette as you do on AttachedPeople.com.
We Reviewed LonelyHousewives.com: Here’s Our Verdict
When it comes down to it, the only reason you should ever go on AttachedPeople.com is if you’re some poor asshole who’s writing a review of a bunch of shitty cheater dating sites. Hey, never say we didn’t do anything for you, okay?
If you want a site that was our PLEASURE to review, check out EroticAffairs.com, which was our absolute favorite