In general, we don’t waste our time and yours by rating each site based on the attractiveness of its members. After all, looks are kind of in the eye of the beholder-some guys like thick girls, some guys like them tiny, some like them tall, and no one can seem to agree on what a perfect face is. If we could all agree on looks, we could pick either Angelina Jolie or Catherine Zeta-Jones and we wouldn’t need the other.
So usually, we only judge sites based on how easy they are to use, how good they are to their members, and whether they got us laid. We try not to judge ALL members of the same site, because there are usually hundreds of thousands of women on each site.
Not with SweetDiscreet.com. Holy crap, we’ve NEVER seen so many ugly chicks in our lives. These girls are so ugly, hot actresses will want to play them to win an Oscar. These girls are such dogs, they come running to silent whistles.
So, why does SweetDiscreet.com attract uggos like dog shit attracts flies? Let’s take a look, and….actually, we have no idea why. But we can still tell you about the crappy time we had on this site!
For ugly girls, the ones on SweetDiscreet.com sure think a lot of themselves. In general, we found that this site was kind of split into two. There were the supermodels, the ones that were OBVIOUSLY fake. They were always contacting us from places like Belgium and South Africa, for some reason, and they were obviously just not real profiles.
The other side of SweetDiscreet.com is shockingly ugly girls who are available on the local level. Good luck explaining to your buddies just how far you lowered your standards!
What We Discovered About Using SweetDiscreet.com For Cheater Dating
Look, we’ll be honest here. If we had lowered our standards to the absolute rock bottom of possibility and emailed every single girl we found on SweetDiscreet.com, we MIGHT have gotten laid. There’s no guarantee, but there are some girls that we won’t email even for you. If this is a girl that makes us literally get soft after looking at her, we’re not going to bite that bullet just for the sake of a SweetDiscreet review.
We DID manage to send out 240 emails to girls on this site. That wasn’t exactly fun, but at least we managed it…eventually. We only got back 11 responses, which is a TINY percentage. Compare it to a site like EroticAffairs.com, where we got back 191 responses to the same amount of emails-and we didn’t have to email anyone with a snaggletooth!
We didn’t wind up setting up a single date with the women on SweetDiscreet.com. We tried! We emailed all of them back (all whopping 11 of them), and told them they were pretty, and tried not to imagine eating dinner with them. It just didn’t work out because the girls on here are totally not here to hook up.
Is SweetDiscreet.com Worth Your Time At All?
Basically, SweetDiscreet.com is the worst site for anyone who wants to recapture the intrigue and magic of the new romance. All you’re going to capture here is the Missing Link. On the bright side, you can probably sell your new date to Ripley’s Believe It Or Not!
We DID give it a try. The girls on SweetDiscreet.com just aren’t there to hook up. We’re not really sure why they ARE there, actually. All the responses we got were different. Here are a couple of them:
“Hi, thanks for looking at my profile. I sell jewelry like my necklace. Your wife might like it!”
“what a sweet email. Maybe we can hook up some time. Jk.”
Jk? Do you know what that means, lady?
We Reviewed SweetDiscreet.com: Here’s Our Verdict
This website is a goddamn mess. We tried to meet women on SweetDiscreet.com, but they made it so hard! The ones that aren’t ugly are fakes, and the ones that aren’t fake are…nope, that’s it. The women here are either ugly or fakes. Try out a BETTER site, like EroticAffairs.com, if you want to actually get somewhere with a smoking hot woman.